Shepherdstown Chronicle

Teaching Old Dogs New or Forgotten Tricks (Lifelong Learning Program at Shepherd University)

Fri, 3 Feb 2012 18:01:31 EDT

I was never much on school.

Maybe it was kindergarten that put me off learning. There was a puzzle. The word was that no one had ever been able to assemble it.

The Chronicle Online- A blog

Fri, 6 Jan 2012 14:21:51 EDT

Happy Friday Readers!

To celebrate a new year, the Chronicle is looking toward the future.

Another year has come and gone

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 21:51:43 EDT

As we enter 2012, with resolutions buzzing in our ears, and the chill of winter howling outside the door, it is easy to come over all glum with thoughts of how we didn't get done everything from 2011.

I'VE NO BUSINESS IN SHOW BUSINESS

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 11:39:27 EDT

A guy is wintering in Sarasota. He has a rash that covers his right arm from the tip of his fingers to the bend in his elbow. He makes an appointment with a doctor. Doctor gives him some salve and tells him to come back in a couple of weeks.

Babble

Thu, 6 Oct 2011 12:20:21 EDT

I have come to realize that my wife is right when she points out that I babble. And with age, she feels this problem has gotten worse. I'd rather talk my way around Robinhood's barn then just say what I'm thinking.